Saturday, September 7, 2013

Why People Are ASSHOLES!

okay, this is my first time!
so if I sucked, just read it, suck it up, and live happily ever after!
Ever though of it? Like why people are such ASSHOLES? in everything, in every possible way in life? and by people i exclude myself and my partner in crime Rumhole! cause we're not! we're just angels sent from above to make your lives look and feel better!
Why People Are ASSHOLES?
what im about to say is a real life experience that happened to me.
When i was young and naive, i got hit by a fuel tank, Yeah! i know! damn it! God knows how im still alive! anyways, alotta friends helped me back at that time, and yes ALOT and ALOT and ALOT of friends.
i got out of the hospital after a month and a half! yes be amazed! a month and a half of hell, and a year after for recovering! anyhow, after a certain period of time, i realized everyone was starting to drift away, like for real everyone just started to fly away from me! i was like SHIT its my scars! but no.. after the drifting away phase finished, i stayed ALONE! literally!
I used to sit with myself, and ask myself, what did i do to be left alone? its not like i was hit on purpose! and its not like i asked for anyone's help! why did you help me people if you're gonna drift away? weird, no?
nop not weird at all! thats when i realized PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES!
they might help you once, but will never EVER forget that they helped you, and will keep on mentioning it every now and then. and if you're trying to forget, THEY'LL MAKE YOU LIVE THE SITUATION AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!
so yeah some would be asking themselves now, why is she calling us ASSHOLES, you know why? because you are, because each and every person out there has that deep dark side that is only shown when someone needs help or someone wants an advice, or simply someone doesnt want to be lonely!
in addition to myself, Rumhole and my significant other, everyone else is an ASSHOLE! with all my respect!
i learned to never ask for help, its either i do it by myself or fuck it im not doing it! EVER!
hope you ejoyed a sneak peek to my madness and craziness!
oh and p.s. im not so lonely now, trust me!
yours faithfully,
Twiiterhole

1 comment:

  1. Well well, I have to say, you have a lot of deep resounding anger within you, Twithole. I chose my blog partner rather well! You know what? Fuck em! We be blogging, and, they be, well, remaining assholes, forever, and ever! ;)

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